Tuesday, July 17, 2007
not much of an update, but an update nonetheless
> One day, an Ang Moh from USA arrived at KLIA Airport. After he checked out
> from the customs, he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for
> one.
>
> When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance. When he
> was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and asked for forty
> cents in Cantonese ("sey kok".
>
> The Ang Moh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see the xxxx" before
> entering the toilet?
>
> So he said "no" but the lady insisted.
> Since he had no choice, he took out his xxxx and showed it to her.
>
> The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay), but the Ang Moh
> misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!"
>
> So he asked, "Now? Here?"
>
> The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English.
>
> The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he stripped the
> lady and made love to her.
>
> The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and
> the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!"
>
> He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both xxxxxx and suck them.
>
> The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay). The Ang Moh
> misunderstood again. "Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the
> Ang Moh replied.
>
> Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG!
> TOLONG, ENCIK!"
>
> The Ang Moh replied, "Not too long, just 6 inches only."
one of the many emails xinhui never fails to send me.
i think international business has really gone to my head. I'M NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ah yes, i'm supposed to be studying. -grumblegrumble
trust me to be sickpsycho. of all the free times i had on my hands, i blatantly refused to update/blog. but when it comes to crunch time, which i'm supposed to spend buried in books, i'm updating/blogging. WOWWZAAAA. omg, sweet delicious 'walrus', wallace on teeveee!!!!!
we are as different as chalk and cheese.
but that does not mean we can't co-exist.
if only you tried harder.
if only...
*nurul
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